10. Omaha spends more on K-Cups than recruiting
9. The Pioneers have ended more Mavs seasons than referees’ whistle
8. Denver owns Omaha. The Pioneers are leasing Caniglia Field back to the Mavs for the playoffs
7. Omaha is so used to second place that they leave the top step empty for team photos
6. There are more fingers on one hand than Maverick shots-on-goal last game against DU
5. Drinking game starts whenever head coach Jason Mims says, “heartbreaking loss”.
4. They retreat so much they recruited a French player (Ugo Fritz) to show ’em how
3. Boredom. Peyton Manning yelled, “Omaha, Omaha” because “nondescript town in the Midwest” was too long to say.
2. Because head coach Jason Mims said the Mavs prefer road games to ‘get rest’ instead of facing the rigors of playing at home
1. Players only know the first part of “Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.”
Some funny stuff here!
In some ways, I really do admire the hardcore UNO fans. They bring a real passion for their teams that Denver fans rarely match.
On the other hand, the Pios know what they need to do to continue success against the Mavs. Now they have to go out and do it. I expect that seniors like Alex Underwood and Graham Smith will inspire their teammates and get back the dance as Summit League Champions.
Go Pios!
Some funny stuff here!
In some ways, I really do admire the hardcore UNO fans. They bring a real passion for their teams that Denver fans rarely match.
On the other hand, the Pios know what they need to do to continue success against the Mavs. Now they have to go out and do it. I expect that seniors like Alex Underwood and Graham Smith will inspire their teammates and get back the dance as Summit League Champions.
Go Pios!