10 Innocent Excuses for DU ‘Rioters’

You may have read about the post game celebration (tweet below). In the event of any institutional blowback, LetsGoDU is offering students, free of charge, 10 excuses they can use to explain their presence at this event.

  • Somebody slipped me a 12 pack.

  • GMO’s!

  • Thought there was someone under the burning mattress.

  • Limited time special on pad se-lew at the Pho Saigon Star restaurant.

  • Closest intersection on my way to library.

  • Sure, he/she might ‘look like me’ but I was so drunk – I couldn’t stand after the game.

  • Tired of seeing Boone on TV – “We had to take a stand!”

  • Looks like Rockies fans to me – They finally beat Clayton Kershaw!

  • Trying desperately to stop Apple from getting rid of the headphone jack.

  • Chance for Divest DU to test their new cold-fusion super mattress collider to provide clean energy for the campus and the world.