The City of Denver Streets and Sanitation department will be blocking off the street around Jackson’s Restaurant at 1520 20th Street, Denver later this afternoon. They have been notified that there will be an unidentified yellow and black stench emanating from the building. It is apparently worse than the Zika Virus – it’s Tiger Memory Disorder where desperate fans think 1957 was yesterday and Young Love by Tab Hunter is still number one on the charts.

All three fans will be there – sitting at the bar. Until they power wash all surfaces, LetsGoDU recommends Pioneer patrons avoid this location.