While figures vary by institution, US News claims that only 17% of online students actually finish their bachelor degrees, Grand Canyon University – Denver men’s soccer’s first-round opponent in the NCAA Tournament – publishes a claim that 65% of their online students graduate. A cynic might call this a ‘diploma mill’.
Below, we have listed the top 5 uses of a GCU ‘online’ degree:
Denver plays a very good Grand Canyon University soccer team tonight in Phoenix at 7:00 pm MT.
(Editors note: This satire is aimed at GCU online education, not student-athletes who we assume are getting real book learnin’.)