Category Archives: Satire

Poll: CC’s Prowler Mascot Out – What’s Next?

Photo: Shortly after Prowler visited 96-year-old Maggie Lynch, she reported seventeen thousand dollars in stolen valuables from her nursing home room.

Everyone we know has been shocked that the Colorado College allowed a  ‘Prowler’ to be their mascot. Well, justice has been served and CC has formally announced the search for a new mascot (no kidding here, folks). And, the College is now taking names to replace their dodgy mascot and go for a Tiger rebrand. Continue reading Poll: CC’s Prowler Mascot Out – What’s Next?

LetsGoDU Super-POLL™ Picks Pioneers Yet Again

Make that 15 consecutive seasons with the University of Denver Pioneers as the top pick to win the 2019-2020 national championship.

As the LetsGoDU staff poured thru stats, drank pots of coffee and consumed 3-dozen Duffy rolls, Denver hockey emerged as the clear favorite in the LetsGoDU Super-POLL™  to win their ninth  National Champion on April 11th, 2020 at Little Caesars Arena in Detroit, Michigan. Minnesota-Duluth will be playing Little Caesar to Denver’s Brutus in the finals. And third place? A log-jam between two eastern powers Boston College and Providence. Continue reading LetsGoDU Super-POLL™ Picks Pioneers Yet Again