A fan recognition event at the University of North Dakota’s Ralph Englestad Arena backfired last weekend. The University’s eight hockey championship banners have been relocated to an arena wall. However, five of the banners, formerly showing the Fighting Sioux logo, have been changed to celebrate the rich history of the Fighting Hawk program and, specifically, their fans. Continue reading Fan Recognition Event Backfires on North Dakota Officials
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Goddard Lends a Helping Hand to Campus Construction
Photo: Goddard scours the Dimond Family Residential Village architectural plans
“Being incredibly successful in business is great,” said Houston entrepreneur Damien Goddard, “but nothing beats the smell of sawdust and the hum of power tools.”
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Omaha to Wear New Denim Uniforms at CIBER Field Saturday Night
Omaha Men’s Soccer is planning to play in denim onesie during Saturday evening’s contest against the University of Denver at CIBER Field. The recently announced sponsorship deal allows the Mavericks to partner with Levi’s to launch a new soccer clothing line. Continue reading Omaha to Wear New Denim Uniforms at CIBER Field Saturday Night
Poll: CC’s Prowler Mascot Out – What’s Next?
Photo: Shortly after Prowler visited 96-year-old Maggie Lynch, she reported seventeen thousand dollars in stolen valuables from her nursing home room.
Everyone we know has been shocked that the Colorado College allowed a ‘Prowler’ to be their mascot. Well, justice has been served and CC has formally announced the search for a new mascot (no kidding here, folks). And, the College is now taking names to replace their dodgy mascot and go for a Tiger rebrand. Continue reading Poll: CC’s Prowler Mascot Out – What’s Next?
LetsGoDU Super-POLL™ Picks Pioneers Yet Again
Make that 15 consecutive seasons with the University of Denver Pioneers as the top pick to win the 2019-2020 national championship.
As the LetsGoDU staff poured thru stats, drank pots of coffee and consumed 3-dozen Duffy rolls, Denver hockey emerged as the clear favorite in the LetsGoDU Super-POLL™ to win their ninth National Champion on April 11th, 2020 at Little Caesars Arena in Detroit, Michigan. Minnesota-Duluth will be playing Little Caesar to Denver’s Brutus in the finals. And third place? A log-jam between two eastern powers Boston College and Providence. Continue reading LetsGoDU Super-POLL™ Picks Pioneers Yet Again